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destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.


ex0rdiium:


fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane


ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING


asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.


spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?


foodffs:

Pie Sundae Social for Betty Crocker

Really nice recipes. Every hour.


heichouandthetitans:

i love how JKR wrote hagrid so much what an amazing character


he was big and strong and gruff and into dangerous things

and he loved baking and being a parental figure and cried openly all the time

i love hagrid so much


bethisace:

You know what would be nice? Asexual characters. Not that shit of “They are interpreted as asexual because they said this and that”. I want it to be said. I want to hear the word on TV without making it sound like a bad disease.


somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot


the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears


pottergenes:

actual photos of james potter having a bad day

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*distressed deer noise*

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*DISTRESSED DEER NOISES INTENSIFY*


apolloette:

Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them


  • me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
  • me: ...
  • me: *reblogs and likes things*
  • me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline